Ah, the scourge of poo-picking quests. For some reason, MMO developers have an odd fetish with hiding feces in their games.
Sometimes it's a little more noticeable. World of Warcraft loves shite-looting quests. Make of it what you will, but I think it's a little unsettling when you're given a quest that makes you repeatedly sink your hands into steaming sparkly piles of dung and your initial response is "Not again."
Sometime's it's more subtle.
Yes. There's even doodie-digging quests in Middle Earth. A lot of people don't know this, but Tolkien actually did write an unpublished trilogy about poop-based adventures.
Petrified Unicorn Tears in Allods Online. It's nice that that tastefully they called them "tears", but I know a load of dookie when I see it and I would not step in one. Those are butt "tears", "cried" from the magical anus of a unicorn.
An oddly beautiful heap of crap. And yes, there was a quest to pick them up.
I honestly can't even remember the name of this game, but I will always remember that "Turd Elf" was a playable race.
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