MMO PIX: 2012-03-18

Friday, March 23, 2012

Playing Around

A busy couple of days of gaming.

"Raiderz"

My nephew doesn't think Warlocks are as cool as I do.

And so I find myself roasting cartoon boars not with a trusty demon familiar, but a big pink bird with a mohawk.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Pix of the Day : Lost in Translation

I can't remember the context at all, but I vaguely recall having to slay a great many Moss Beasts and many of the Moss Beasts famous last words were screaming about being penetrated by some unseen phantom.

Sucks to be a Moss Beast, I guess. Cute little dudes run up and murder you, and then a ghost rapes you.

This is some sort of midget elf in a thong dropping the F-Bomb mid-quest.

Monday, March 19, 2012

SWTOR : random screenshots

Ah, the scourge of poo-picking quests. For some reason, MMO developers have an odd fetish with hiding feces in their games.

Sometimes it's a little more noticeable. World of Warcraft loves shite-looting quests. Make of it what you will, but I think it's a little unsettling when you're given a quest that makes you repeatedly sink your hands into steaming sparkly piles of dung and your initial response is "Not again."

Sometime's it's more subtle.

Yes. There's even doodie-digging quests in Middle Earth. A lot of people don't know this, but Tolkien actually did write an unpublished trilogy about poop-based adventures.

What is that?

Hm. A deuce by any other name is still a deuce.

Petrified Unicorn Tears in Allods Online. It's nice that that tastefully they called them "tears", but I know a load of dookie when I see it and I would not step in one. Those are butt "tears", "cried" from the magical anus of a unicorn.

An oddly beautiful heap of crap. And yes, there was a quest to pick them up.